Sunday 30 March 2014

Bile Bercerita Dengan Ibu.


Ini bukan BurgerBakar. - Rozmie, Jurujual


Dulu masa aku duduk dekat Rumah sewa, aku ada satu geng ni kalau tiba-tiba selera makan aku memuncak kepada sesuatu jenis makanan (biasanya Gearbox, LambChop dan Burger bakar) yang biasanya tak semua orang mampu sebab harga dia boleh tahan mahal. Tapi dia ni, tak pernah mengecewakan aku kalau aku ajak. Nama dia bob.

Bob ni kalau aku ajak,
     “Bob, jom bob malam ni. Kita makan BurgerBakar”
Dan dia akan balas dengan muka dan pandangan mata yang serius,
     “Babi pukimak ajak aku makan apa sial semua aku mana ada duit Jom”
Lepas tu gelak-gelak.
Sedar-sedar dah sampai destinasi tengah tunggu hidangan sampai ke meja.


Maka, aku ada satu lagi habit. Aku suka nak cerita semua benda dekat ibu aku bila aku balik rumah. Well, biasalah anak tunggal yang hensem awesome dan kacak maka haruslah bercerita semua benda kan? Maka begini.
     “Mikael kalau dekat rumah sewa masa belajar ada je geng kalau nak ajak makan apa-apa”
     “Yeke?”
     “Dia macam malam-malam Mikael rasa nak makan BurgerBakar ke, Gearbox ke, apa ke, Mikael pergi bilik dia, lepas tu ajak Weh, jom makan, lepas tu dia balas...”
     “Balas apa?”
...
     “Kau ni entah apa apa la jom”


Ooo, sebab  tu kadang benda  yang aku rasa kelakar tapi bila cerita ke ibu aku, lebih separuh punca kelakar tu hilang.
Dah diam semua diam.

2 comments:

si ngokngek said...

“Kau ni entah apa apa la jom” gaya anak2 soleh je.kah!

Mikael Sahaja said...

Well hello! Aku memang anak yang soleh hokay! *flip kopiah*

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